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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.	-Eleanor Roosevelt-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.	Every time I leave a man, I keep hi s house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.	-Gloria Steinem-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.	If you want anything done, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher-

Behind every successful man	- is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.	Men invade another country.-Elayne Boosler-

I'm not going to vacuum	'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr-

If high heels were so wonderful,	men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb	- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-

If you can't be a good example -	- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-

I try to take one day at a time	- but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.	-Caryn Leschen-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.	Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-

Every time I close the door on reality,	it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.	-Jane Sellman-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.	A woman must do what he can't - Rhonda Hansome

Old age ain't no place for sissies.	-Bette Davis-

My second -Erma Bombeck-favorite household chore is ironing.	My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.	-Lily Tomlin-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.	I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.	-Helen Hayes (at 73)

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened.	-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Everyday is International Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman's Day,	And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up,